Serendizzity
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. Or, whatever, where I live. Good things and strange things. Strange things that are good things. Good things that are only good things that may become strange things. I present three of them, but know that there are a good deal more.
1. Please send your pleasant vibes to this situation: my lawyer and Choad’s lawyer have finally come up with an agreement. A walk-away, where we each owe the other nothing. This is the best possible scenario. (Well, actually him giving me about 2 grand would be the best, but that’s never going to happen.) Not giving him vast quantities of my hard-earned cash will make leaving this cesspool infinitely easier. So I’m ok with the agreement. Two LAWYERS are ok with it, including his. We just have to wait and see how choady that loser can actually be. If he’s willing to go to court over what is probably about $1000 that I do not owe him (which is, in fact, the amount of money he stole from me when he moved out), then some sort of violent act involving a great quantity of bugs will need to take place. But according to my lawyer, HIS lawyer is very optimistic. HIS lawyer. If this happens, I'll be divorced by next week, savings account and inner being intact.
2. About 18 hours before receiving this news, I did a ritual. Fire and a marriage license were involved. I don't recommend performing this ritual indoors, especially when a miniature breed of dog is present (she's fine).
3. I have a crush. On a live person. Also, I went on a date with the crush person. Having a crush is pretty fun, as I haven’t had a guilt-free one in a while. The thoughts of cuddling on a couch or any other such heinous coupling activities remain as unappealing as ever. But talking to an adult about interesting topics is fine. So is making out, you know, if that should come up.
1. Please send your pleasant vibes to this situation: my lawyer and Choad’s lawyer have finally come up with an agreement. A walk-away, where we each owe the other nothing. This is the best possible scenario. (Well, actually him giving me about 2 grand would be the best, but that’s never going to happen.) Not giving him vast quantities of my hard-earned cash will make leaving this cesspool infinitely easier. So I’m ok with the agreement. Two LAWYERS are ok with it, including his. We just have to wait and see how choady that loser can actually be. If he’s willing to go to court over what is probably about $1000 that I do not owe him (which is, in fact, the amount of money he stole from me when he moved out), then some sort of violent act involving a great quantity of bugs will need to take place. But according to my lawyer, HIS lawyer is very optimistic. HIS lawyer. If this happens, I'll be divorced by next week, savings account and inner being intact.
2. About 18 hours before receiving this news, I did a ritual. Fire and a marriage license were involved. I don't recommend performing this ritual indoors, especially when a miniature breed of dog is present (she's fine).
3. I have a crush. On a live person. Also, I went on a date with the crush person. Having a crush is pretty fun, as I haven’t had a guilt-free one in a while. The thoughts of cuddling on a couch or any other such heinous coupling activities remain as unappealing as ever. But talking to an adult about interesting topics is fine. So is making out, you know, if that should come up.
posted by Julia Story at 8:23 AM
3 Comments:
Delightful to hear!
I will be so happy for you when the divorce process is over. I hope it's next week! Congratulations on your crush, too. I hope it continues to be fun.
thank you, ladies.
lesblogs, will you please come and do this even if he does agree? it sounds like the best thing ever.
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