Because I don't have time to write anything else
I really will write a new dead crush soon, as soon as I answer all of these damn work emails (so it might be next week). I have three in the works: Elvis, Joseph Cornell, and John Ritter. Any votes?
What I keep thinking about is how my brother says "All of the sudden" instead of "All of a sudden." Has he always said this? Or is it a result of his new Super Michigan Marriage? He also now has a really strong Michigan accent. It makes me want to say, as I often say to my family members (inside my head): Who ARE you?
That doesn't sum up my holiday season very well. It was kind of wonderful. I spent a great deal of time in a car, I talked and talked and talked, I was given a gift, I sat in a hot tub, I watched a very small baby do a couple of things, I walked a dog, I got drunk, I avoided drama with someone I tend to be very dramatic about, I watched part of the movie "Lust in the Dust" starring Divine, I ate many cookies, I smoked about 8 cigarettes, I laid on a hotel bed, I slid in something on a city street and twisted my ankle but kept beaming through it all because being there made me so happy, I fought with my mom, I held hands with my sister, I watched King Kong (shudder), I went to bed at 10 on New Year's Eve as an excuse to avoid playing games with my family because that's the kind of daughter I am.
Now I have to get back to work because I am wicked behind.
What I keep thinking about is how my brother says "All of the sudden" instead of "All of a sudden." Has he always said this? Or is it a result of his new Super Michigan Marriage? He also now has a really strong Michigan accent. It makes me want to say, as I often say to my family members (inside my head): Who ARE you?
That doesn't sum up my holiday season very well. It was kind of wonderful. I spent a great deal of time in a car, I talked and talked and talked, I was given a gift, I sat in a hot tub, I watched a very small baby do a couple of things, I walked a dog, I got drunk, I avoided drama with someone I tend to be very dramatic about, I watched part of the movie "Lust in the Dust" starring Divine, I ate many cookies, I smoked about 8 cigarettes, I laid on a hotel bed, I slid in something on a city street and twisted my ankle but kept beaming through it all because being there made me so happy, I fought with my mom, I held hands with my sister, I watched King Kong (shudder), I went to bed at 10 on New Year's Eve as an excuse to avoid playing games with my family because that's the kind of daughter I am.
Now I have to get back to work because I am wicked behind.
posted by Julia Story at 12:55 PM
6 Comments:
"Wicked behind," eh? You were in New England!
(Color me jealous.)
John Ritter!
Hi. Call me when work settles down?
John Ritter! Seconded.
Lust in the dust is a true classic.
You did make me wicked nostalgiac for my homeland. Although nu tells me its <30 and snowbound, which I don't miss one tiny, itty bitty bit. It still hasn't broke 40 here.
I'm glad you're back. was getting lonely in blog land....
Yeah, it's wicked cold there guy. FUCK! (Imagine that in a NH accent. Or Dan, in your accent.)
I was so hoping you would say John Ritter.
oh, and I will call you ms. P. Can we drink martinis? Or whiskey? I really need drinks.
I think your suggestions for the empty picture frame was probably the funniest thing I have ever read. I vote for option #1. I used to think that if men were more like women the world would be a better place. Then, I got a job in an office full of menopausal women and it makes me want to scratch my eyes out. I can think of many things that should be done to Mr.Choad....
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